Mexico City's Metro Installs A Seat With A Dick On It. Not Comfy!

Just when you thought the London Underground couldn’t be beaten in the excitement stakes (that was sarcasm, by the way), the Mexico City Metro steals the crown by installing a rather bizarre new chair.

The “penis seat” has been specially moulded into the shape of a man’s groin and chest so as to echo when sat on the uncomfortable feeling female passengers get when a fellow commuter leans in a little too closely.

It sounds like a joke, but the “penis seat” actually has a very important point to make. Its part of a new campaign against sexual harassment on public transport: a problem that has caused discomfort to many commuters in Mexico City recently.

No one wants a hard rubber penis in their butt. People want to chose when they want have hard rubber penises pressing against their butts. The early morning metro ride isn’t usually the time. You could be wearing slacks or a dress but the result is the same. No one wants some horny fella steady slow grinding their buttcrack. Keep your penis and your thrusts to yourselves, gentlemen.

I know that I don’t like it when someone sneaks up behind me on the subway and starts grinding their dick on me a little bit. Just because I’m handsome doesn’t give you the free pass to hump me. Women feel that way, too. They wanna ride the subway without being molested. I don’t feel like that’s too much to ask. If you wanna molest someone, molest yourself with the penis seat. Just dont look at the seat like it did something wrong after the fact.

That rubber cock isnt that gross. Stop being a prude.

These fellas are trying to play a little fast and loose with the gay chicken game for my taste, though. This isn’t the playground. It’s serious business.

“Sit on it!””
“Lol no you”
“No you”

Just kiss already. For fuck sake.

And finally we have this guy. He looks like the type of person who this ad is marketed to. No chance this guy doesn’t just ride around on the subway looking to put his dick on somebody. That’s the face of a sneaky slow grinder. He acts like he’s swaying with the movements of the train but everyone notices that hes going against the grain and his eyes are looking at the ceiling. He’s not breathing normally because he’s too horny. He’s done this before. His penis has rubbed many a unsuspecting buttcheeks. Not anymore. Not now that there is penis seat to bring awareness to this issue. We arent gonna tolerate serial butt humpers on public transportion anymore. This is a fucking society and your butt is an extension of your privates.